Tuesday, January 6, 2009

2009

I went in to 2009 with a wonderful, bright, hopeful and optimistic outlook.

As of now, I would like to give a big F-OFF to 2009. You have hardly started, and I am already through with you. Seriously. I wish I could skip you as if you were a stupid Geiko commercial recorded on my Tivo, so I can get back to my regularly scheduled program called life.


That has been my mantra as of late. I will humbly follow that up with a view of delicious unfiltered sake, because that should make anyone feel better- at least for a few minutes.

4 comments:

Chris Wilson said...

Ah 2009, we hardly knew the.

Jay Ferris said...

Keep enough of that sake on you and your wish of a blurry-fast 2009 might just come true.

Jesslyn said...

*On* me, huh Jay? And to think that I was simply going to put it *in* me. I may like your idea better...

Jay Ferris said...

I guess I meant that to read like "on your person," but at this point I'm pretty sure you should take video of whatever it is you end up doing.